hulkgains:

when you tired of not having a bae

(via encourage)

sugarxbb:

kyleblowofski:

skullyskull:

kingsleyyy:

Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere

And then they started complaining about me not going out anywhere

And now when I go out they complain im never home

Where is the lie?

(via gnarly)

bookishamy:

littlebitoftroyler:

pridesite:

1. Delivering pizza at an awards show like it’s totally normal.

2. Getting a million celebrities together to take a selfie and break the Internet.

3. Getting The President to dance on national television.

4. She can get T-Swift to wear sweaters with her and watch cat videos.

5. She can dispense advice like no one else.

6. She is never afraid, even when Jennifer Aniston tries her hardest to scare her.

7. She can convince Britney to shimmy in front of random strangers’ houses.

8. She’s always going to be herself regardless of what people say. 

9. Her haters are her motivators.

If ellen is not your idol theres something wrong with you

i love ellen but i’m pretty sure anyone could get

taylorswift

to wear sweaters and watch cat videos

(via stormfrontriot)

I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.”

This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received to any of my questions.

(Source: caramelgoddessxo, via stormfrontriot)

nbcemployee:

remember when u were 10 you thought bob was such a common name but like how many bobs do you actually know??!!

My uncle’s name is Bob

(via kind-cult)